aloha, we’re bomkino!

the best writers’ studio in the fucking world…

we’re extremely honest and never use hyperbole.

 
 

our matchbox-sized writers’ room is home to two indies and three humans.
that’s fourteen legs, six hands, and a pair of wagging tails.
these days, you’ll find this entire hodgepodge in bombay.

over many moons, we’ve done a whole bunch of work with a whole bunch of people.

edelweiss

benetton

viu


and now, if you want something written,
anything written, butt-dial us.

chiefly, we’re writing screenplays for the web space.


 

we also direct, shoot, assist, create pitch decks, design show bibles, develop series and ideas, conceptualize, write ad films, copy write, copy left, arrange kidnappings, bug international embassies, sing off-tune — basically, anything you throw at us (just not sticks and stones: they break our bones; but words are okay).

yes, we also do children’s birthday parties.


 
 

you didn’t have to click it…

 

okay, we think we’ve covered just about everything.
now, you’re free to check out our work, read more about us and the company, see some of the other stuff we’re trying to do, write to us, or maybe buy some merchandise (you’re here anyway).

or you could keep scrolling, and we’ll try to keep you entertained.

here’s a picture of a good boy!

 

do you want a song stuck in your head?

okay, here you go!

baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

 

are we trying too hard?

yes.

do we own a vintage typewriter?

no.

not yet.

enough.

stop scrolling.

oh, come on!

“aye, too much only you scroll, men!”

— this uncle